Post by murg on Aug 2, 2017 3:22:40 GMT -6
After long drawn-out discussions between the two parties, we at the #1 Franchise in BG would like to announce that Bradley Beal has signed on the dotted lines today at 04:14AM after being flown out to party with the owner/GM/doctor/sports scientist/ball boy in Europe. Luckily no one here has smart phones, so no one could record the signing of the contract ala Parsons and Cuban. But we can guarantee you, that our signing ceremony was spectacular and unforgettable.
Each individual page of the contract was written in body paint on the 30 most beautiful strippers in Eastern Europe. At this point Bradley Beal put on a condom, which was covered in ink and signed each of the 30 dotted lines.
As such, we are glad to announce that Mr. Beal, aka Real Deal Beal, will be a Pelican for the next 4 years with a 5th year option. With a $42 million dollar guaranteed deal to stay at "the franchise".
1: $10,500,000
2: $10,500,000
3: $10,500,000
4: $10,500,000
(Option) 5: $10,500,000
Finally we would like to congratulate Bradley Beal on this woman. Wow, well done Bealy.
Each individual page of the contract was written in body paint on the 30 most beautiful strippers in Eastern Europe. At this point Bradley Beal put on a condom, which was covered in ink and signed each of the 30 dotted lines.
As such, we are glad to announce that Mr. Beal, aka Real Deal Beal, will be a Pelican for the next 4 years with a 5th year option. With a $42 million dollar guaranteed deal to stay at "the franchise".
1: $10,500,000
2: $10,500,000
3: $10,500,000
4: $10,500,000
(Option) 5: $10,500,000
Finally we would like to congratulate Bradley Beal on this woman. Wow, well done Bealy.
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