Post by murg on Aug 2, 2017 3:09:42 GMT -6
The New Orleans Pelicans organisation would like to announce some exciting news to our billions of fans today. After heavy deliberation, and in depth psychological analysis we have finalised which options we will be extending into the 2017-18 Basketball Guru Season.
So without further ado....
We would like to formally extend:
Joel Embiid ($6.1)
Trevor Booker ($0.5)
Otto Porter Jr. ($7.7)
Dion Waiters ($0.5)
As great musicians have sung in the past, every rose has its thorn, every night has its dawn, and every cowboy sings a sad sad song (not sure exactly how that fits in there, but okay). So in order to keep balance with the universe, we must also announce those unfortunate souls who we will not be extending.
We would like to thank that following players for their services, wish them the best of luck in their future endeavours, and leave them with the knowledge, that failure at the Pelicans does not mean failure in life. The Pelicans are the peak of Basketball Guru. Failure here, means a guaranteed contract at another team in BG in most cases.
As such, we would like to decline the following options:
Alex Len ($6.4)
Joakim Noah ($0.5)
Lou Williams ($0.5)
Please stay tuned for another announcement in the re-sign thread. But we would like to thank you for your attendance today, and like inform you that I as the owner/GM/coach/doctor/sports scientist/ball boy of the Pelicans will not be taking any further questions. Thank you, and may god have mercy on your souls.
So without further ado....
We would like to formally extend:
Joel Embiid ($6.1)
Trevor Booker ($0.5)
Otto Porter Jr. ($7.7)
Dion Waiters ($0.5)
As great musicians have sung in the past, every rose has its thorn, every night has its dawn, and every cowboy sings a sad sad song (not sure exactly how that fits in there, but okay). So in order to keep balance with the universe, we must also announce those unfortunate souls who we will not be extending.
We would like to thank that following players for their services, wish them the best of luck in their future endeavours, and leave them with the knowledge, that failure at the Pelicans does not mean failure in life. The Pelicans are the peak of Basketball Guru. Failure here, means a guaranteed contract at another team in BG in most cases.
As such, we would like to decline the following options:
Alex Len ($6.4)
Joakim Noah ($0.5)
Lou Williams ($0.5)
Please stay tuned for another announcement in the re-sign thread. But we would like to thank you for your attendance today, and like inform you that I as the owner/GM/coach/doctor/sports scientist/ball boy of the Pelicans will not be taking any further questions. Thank you, and may god have mercy on your souls.