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Post by Phoenix Suns on Nov 18, 2019 7:35:31 GMT -6
Dropping The Baconator.
Really, he was more like the Son of Baconator. A lesser tier.
I am as disappointed in him as U.S. President John Adams was in his son (not John Quincy Adams, the other one.)
The Baconator, like the 2nd president, was the apex of greatness, fresh, never frozen, mayonnaise, and grilled congress and/or on a stove top.
Dwayne Bacon began the season hot, much like a baconator, but then stayed cool, like a delicious Frosty -- also available at Wendy's.
He lost time to Graham and even Monk, and with the return of Batum, we can now write his Batum-stone.
Here lies Dwayne Bacon A fantasy impostor Your starting spot's been taken Now get the fuck off my roster
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